"A day without sunshine is like night."
"On the other hand, you have different fingers."
"Remember, half of the people that you know are below average."
"He who laughs last, thinks slowest."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the SECOND mouse gets the cheese in the trap!"
"If everyone in America owned a horse, the county would be more stablized."
"If a turtle doesn't have a shell - is he naked or homeless?"
"Why is rush hour called rush hour when nothing moves and lasts for hours?"
"Where is all the blue food? Blueberries aren't blue; they're purple. Someone's got the blue food."
"Why don't they make cheese 'fondon't' for people who don't like cheese fondue?"
"Why do we say 'Something's out of whack'? What's a 'whack'?"
"If a pig loses it's voice is it disgruntled?"
"When someone asks you 'A penny for your thoughts' and you put your two cents in, where does the extra one go?"
"Why is the man who invests all of your money called a 'Broker'?"
"If croutons are just stale bread to begin with, why are they kept in airtight bags?"
"When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?"
"Why is a person who plays the piano called a 'Pianist', but a person who drives a race car not called a 'Racist'?"
"If a cow laughed would milk come out of its nose?"
"Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?"
